Snowman Sayings & Snowman Poop
By Melanie Christiansen

Free snow! Shovel all you want!
Snow angels gather here
All my friends are flakes
My flaky friend made this for me
Don’t have a meltdown!
Snowballs for sale
Cold hands, warm heart
Baby it’s cold outside!
There’s no business like snow business
Snowman collector
Bundle up
Will work for freezer space
Winter is snow much fun
I was Snow White, but I’ve drifted
Snowmen melt the heart
All flurries, no worries
Baby it’s cold outside
Snowball kit – some assembly required
Perfect Man: Quiet, Smiling, doesn’t interfere
I’m not frigid, I’m decorative!
Flakes welcome
Flaky family
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled
Brrrrrrrrrr!
Let it SNOW!

Snowman Poop:

Place mini marshmallows or Styrofoam pieces in a bag with a note that says :

You been naughty this year
So here’s the scoop
All you’re getting is
SNOWMAN POOP!

Melanie Christiansen lives in northwest Ohio with her husband of 12 years, their two cats of 11 years, and their two-year-old child. Raising their daughter is her full-time job. On the side, she runs an online support group for housewives and sells educational toys, along with her own handmade crafts. Visit Melanie's website.

 

 

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