Sayings & Snowman Poop
By Melanie Christiansen
Free snow! Shovel all you want!
Snow angels gather here
All my friends are flakes
My flaky friend made this for me
Don’t have a meltdown!
Snowballs for sale
Cold hands, warm heart
Baby it’s cold outside!
There’s no business like snow business
Will work for freezer space
Winter is snow much fun
I was Snow White, but I’ve drifted
Snowmen melt the heart
All flurries, no worries
Baby it’s cold outside
Snowball kit – some assembly required
Perfect Man: Quiet, Smiling, doesn’t interfere
I’m not frigid, I’m decorative!
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled
Let it SNOW!
Place mini marshmallows or Styrofoam pieces in a bag with a
note that says :
You been naughty this year
here’s the scoop
Melanie Christiansen lives in
northwest Ohio with her husband of 12 years, their two cats
of 11 years, and their two-year-old
child. Raising their daughter is her full-time job. On the side,
she runs an online support group for housewives and sells educational
toys, along with her own handmade crafts. Visit